Hard news out-of Washington today: seemingly no one wants to get together with some of the younger, horny singles of Trump White home.

Relating to a new report from

Politico

, light residence staffers have acquired difficulty changing to life during the capital since it is tough receiving folks who aren’t wildly turned-off from the Trump government’s policies. One 31-year-old woman told

Politico

she got in “very, really repeated” waste together matches on
dating programs
when they find out she works well with Trump, with one match inquiring the woman in all-caps, “HOW COULD YOU BE REALLY A RACIST AND A BIGOT?” and another, presumably previous match, thinking, “would you rip infants off their mothers and then send these to Mexico?”

One previous staffer said they have “been capable hook up with women,” (ooh la-la) but admitted the guy presented down on advising all of them about his light residence links for as long as feasible:

“I’m sure that I need to be cautious about broaching the Trump stuff. I just understand that planning, i have to be able to get it out on correct time rather than have it away too soon to the stage in which it’s like, ‘Hi, I worked for Trump, you should prevent conversing with me,’ but late adequate where sooner or later they already know that you will find this data drifting available to choose from that We worked for this person and ideally you have today observed that I’m not a horrible person and now we may go more with this particular.”

“give thanks to God i have had a girl of 3 years,” an old Trump guide humble-bragged, “because the final person i might want to be is actually a single Trump supporter internet dating in D.C. today.”

Wow. That appears difficult. Almost as bad to be an immigrant child ripped
from their family members
. Possibly they usually haven’t been aware of
Trump Singles yet
?